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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Things of note

Things that may interest my dear little blog stalkers... or lack thereof.

Cosmo's Sex Position of the Day

Our dear little horny galz at Cosmo have put together a collection on tantalizingly twisted sex positions for our bedroom enjoyment. I assure you, it's worth a looksie... seriously. Trust me.


StumbleUpon.com
We all know that time after time, when the day gets terribly boring we turn to the ol' world wide webfucker to amuse us. So what do we do? Surf GoogleScholar for educational articles? Eff no. Stumble upon allows users to select interests such as cooking or motorcylces, and at the click of a cute lil' button, you get to stumble across the whole web for new and interesting sites. Like it? Coolio- pull a pandora and click the thumbs up: Stumbleupon will save every page you say you like.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Spring break




Well well well...
Spring break is here!
Might as well buy my plane ticket down to mexico to get FUUUUCKKEED UPPPPPPP in my bikini, because we all know how hott my new six pack is... gotta have been from all the sex and awesomely effective working out i've been doing....

BULLLL- first of all, mexico is not for me. I prefer to leave the things i eat in my stomach after sipping tapwater.
Second of all- I dont wanna get "FUUUCCCCKEED UPPPP" because we all know that the fat kids in college get fat for one or both of the following: 1 dorm/cheap college food or 2 beer/booze. I already have a big enough issue with my big fat ass that I don't need to add eight 200 calorie bottles of fermented wheat juice to my list of things i've eaten today.
Third of all, i recently invested in a ONE PIECE swim suite... does that clear the mystery for anyone? I have been working out like a fiend for no results.... let me just say that again NO RESULTS. none. Still a fat ass. So, nothanks i do not want to get up on a stage, wiggle my flub around for everyone to see while some perv pours water all over some white herpes-covered shirt they gave me to me. Nope.




ps. fuck ALL of you skinny people. I hope you feel my pain one day